Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
the most emotional post on tumblr
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"The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander."
- (via w-ildfires)
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handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
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dean meme || places [2/4] heaven
"There isn’t one Heaven. Each soul generates its own paradise."
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